From Baileigh

[sandandwater]

I'm going to describe myself in 6 words. Please respond to this message with your own 6 word description of me. Then post this in your own LJ and see if people can describe you in ONLY 6 words.

Cheerful glass crafter and booze bringer.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Only six, geez...fine:

Two-faced, backstabbing, skank-whore bitchy man-stealing tramp.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

I think you have me confused with someone else...

[(Anonymous)]

No, I don't.

You spend who knows how long moping about waxing poetic over daydreaming about the perfect guy then you wait until I tell you I think someone is attractive and I might ask them out then you go and practically dry hump them in the storeroom at work.

So classy. Everyone knows you're just pretending to be all sweetness and light.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

If you want to talk about this, you can call me since we obviously work together. I'm not going to discuss this here.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't want everyone to know you were acting like a total slut while on the job? How many other acts have you boned in the storeroom? I guess I should get to work early more often and catch the pre-show.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

Okay, now you're just being mean and vulgar. Stop it.

I would never and have never done any such thing at work. I don't sleep around and I do not arbitrarily have relationships with the members of any of the bands we happen to book.

I don't know why you have to be so cruel, I've never done anything to you or anyone else at work and you know it.

Can't you at least have the decency to talk to me about this in person?

[(Anonymous)]

God, Pippa, pull the stick out of your ass.

I SAW you both come out of the storeroom and you both looked oh so pleased with yourselves.

Don't insult my intelligence. Like any guy that looks like him is going to be satisfied with sweet talk and a handshake behind closed doors. You know, come to think of it, I'm sure he has girls at the other clubs that are more than happy to give him a little "fan appreciation" before he goes on stage.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you are talking about. Please stop now before Ro sees this.

[fey-fire.livejournal.com]

Mo muirnín rua ... my sweet love.

You just ignore all those lies, Pippa. They don't matter.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

I can't believe she went looking for

things

about me like that...the rest of it I don't care about. I know it's not true, Ro.

Are those your six words? You're so very sweet.

[fey-fire.livejournal.com]

Six to start with. I'll come up with more tomorrow.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

You don't have to do that. Really.

But I am looking forward to seeing you guys tomorrow.

[(Anonymous)]

Hot stuff, I'm not lying about your 'sweet love' being a two-faced liar. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and her father is made of the green stuff.

You want some cheering up, come find me before tomorrow's show. I'll put a bigger smile on your face than prissy princess ever could.

[fey-fire.livejournal.com]

Pippa has never lied to me. Not even once.

So you're currently batting zero, and I suggest you quit while you're behind.

[(Anonymous)]

Boy, does she have you snowed.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Serene classy lady with awesome name!

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

Pippa is pretty prudish but nice.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

I am not a prude, James Potter!

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

You are too! You called me crude and vulgar!

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

That does not make me a prude!

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

You so totally are! You couldn't handle me talking about cherry poppin'!

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

Because it's inappropriate!

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

Only a prude would say that.

[sand-andwater.livejournal.com]

Showing some tact and discretion does not make me a prude. There is a time and a place for things and certain discussions, that's all.