sandandwater

The problem with being nice to people all the time is this:

When you threaten to feed someone a knuckle sandwich, they really don't find you intimidating. At all.

cross posted to muse_dialogue

Most disgusting ice cream flavor I've ever heard of, and yes it's real:


raw horseflesh

Can anyone top that?

Just in case anyone was wondering, Pippa doesn't find it funny when someone pays their tab and then stares at her and says any of the following:

You want a tip? Get a better job.

I've got a special tip for you right here, honey.

How about you tip me, Red?

Here's a tip: wear shorter skirts.