Um...

My Fortune Cookie told me: Do not put your wellington boots in the refrigerator - the fairy cake is raging. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

Can we get a collective "What in the world?" here...

I don't own wellies and I don't think I want to know anything about raging cakes, fairy or not.

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