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Oh, my...Looks like I won't be long for this world if we suffer a zombie invasion.

World domination via zombies, now that's a fun idea.

Well, not for you, I'm sure.

Seeing as I'd not survive according to this? No, I don't think so. Besides, I'm pretty sure they don't believe in tipping well.

'Tipping?' Oh, waitress? It's highly unlikely the zombies will be interested in what you're serving.

Undead brain munchers don't want a refreshing glass of beer to wash down the gore?

Huh.

To each their own.

And I cannot believe I'm even discussing this. It's absurd.

There are some on Soarlet 2 who've shown a certain fondness for diet cola, actually, but never beer.

But absurd things are so much more fun than mundane things, don't you think?

On...I'm sorry? What?

I don't know, I rather enjoy the mundane.

Just more absurdity.

Really? But don't you find it boring?

I find it...refreshing.

That seems to imply that things aren't normally mundane.

Maybe they haven't always been.

I hope they weren't very awful non-mundane things.

That's very kind of you. I just happen to think that one man's mundane can easily be someone else's fantastic.

Not to worry, sweet. You'll have me to protect you.

My hero...

Whatever would I do without you?

If you look at things the right way, I assume?

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