I'm pretty much the same way with my town. LA's my baby...it's not all fake boobs and Hollywood promises, but it's not the land of granola and eternal summer, either. It's...it's like the Mothership. Normal folks and those who belong need not apply.

...and Granddad says he loves Staten Island. Pardon me while I kill him for reading over my shoulder. Grandparents.

Awww, you have a puppy? How neat! Single mother with dog over here...equally dull, only my puppy's a Mexican wolf dog. He's gorgey, and I totally need to take more pictures of him, I swear.