sandandwater: (being coy)
The problem with being nice to people all the time is this:

When you threaten to feed someone a knuckle sandwich, they really don't find you intimidating. At all.

cross posted to muse_dialogue
sandandwater: (burning desire)
Shattered in the annealing oven. Besides being a mess to clean up, I feel like I spent my entire morning working for nothing. I think this is why I refuse to work on commission or make anything other than for myself.

Or at least, this is the excuse I like to use.
sandandwater: (Grrr)
Most disgusting ice cream flavor I've ever heard of, and yes it's real:


raw horseflesh


Can anyone top that?

Cereal

Apr. 6th, 2008 03:12 am
sandandwater: (hat)
What are your thoughts on Lucky Charms?

Innocent breakfast cereal filled with copious amounts of unnecessary sugar or culturally mocking and stereotypically insulting to the Irish?

And tangentially related: Lucky, the leprechaun...force of good or evil?
sandandwater: (what?!)
Just in case anyone was wondering, Pippa doesn't find it funny when someone pays their tab and then stares at her and says any of the following:

You want a tip? Get a better job.

I've got a special tip for you right here, honey.

How about you tip me, Red?

Here's a tip: wear shorter skirts.

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